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ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

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respectthenightowl:

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”  Oscar Wilde

respectthenightowl:

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”  Oscar Wilde

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"I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free… I want, I want to think, to be omniscient."

— Sylvia Plath written in 1949 at age 17.  (via impiraminum)

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."

— The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via whispering-secrets-and-smoke)

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"I get drunk with the idea that you’ll actually fall in love with me."

— (via tropicalrainstorm)

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justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

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"There is no guilt. Guilt does not exist. Only the fear of being caught."

— Daniel Cherkashyn (via danielcherkashyn)

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